- Male cashier with multiple tattoos (two of them are colored in with rainbow): How are you this evening?
- Me: Pretty good. Starving, obviously. How are you?
- Cashier: Not bad. I can't wait to get off my shift and get home to my boyfriend.
- Woman behind me: Wait, you're gay?
- Cashier: Yeah. . . ?
- Woman: That's a shame.
- Me: Why?
- Woman: He seemed like such a wonderful man, it's a shame he's gay.
- Cashier: Why is it a shame?
- Woman: It's wrong! It's immoral, it's dis-
- Me: Excuse me, but what's it to you if he's gay?
- Woman: It's offensive!
- Me: But how does it affect you?
- Woman: What?
- Me: Where exactly does it start to make sense that it affects you? A relationship is between 2 people, not 3.
- Woman: *sputters a bit, then leaves without her food*
- Cashier: . . . Wow, thank you.
- Me: Ignorant people are the reason I claim to be allergic to the human race.
16th November 2012
Reblogged From trunksntrousers
Notes: 130843
If I didn’t reply:
- I probably missed it.
- I’m still working on it.
- Tumblr is rude and deleted my reply or your reply.
If you ever want to roleplay:
- Pop me a message and we can plot.
- I don’t bite.. not that hard anyways c;.
- Never be afraid to ask me for a starter.
- I roleplay with anyone from any fandom at all.
Random notes:
- You are kind.
- You are important.
- You are smart.
- I love you all <3.
(Source: xgooglechromex)
“Oh. I’m done, Feliciano.” Her lips were holding a sweet smile. “And you don’t have to buy me a bottle of wine. It’d be so exspensive.” Maddie said softly as she stood. She watched him.
“It doesn’t matter~ I have enough money.” Feliciano stands up also while explaining, waving a waiter over. He speaks to him in fast Italian and they nod before heading off to go get the bottle. After a couple minutes the waiter comes back with the expensive bottle of wine handing it over to Maddie. The Italian pays for it, tipping the waiter and leads her out a hand resting on her back taking the wine from her. “I’ll carry it so your arms don’t get tired~”
“Oh. Okay.” She said and handed it to the Italian. She blushed, feeling a hand on her lower back. Her eyes looked at him and studied him. “Thank You, Feliciano.” She smiled at him. Maddison walked out with him.
“Oh. I’m done, Feliciano.” Her lips were holding a sweet smile. “And you don’t have to buy me a bottle of wine. It’d be so exspensive.” Maddie said softly as she stood. She watched him.
☠ - I hate you
☢ - You’re ugly
♥ - I love you
☺ - You make me smile
♔ - You’re cute
★ - I want to marry you
❈ - I want you to be my slave
♬ - I love your blog
▲ - You should delete your account
✖ - I’d slap you
❀ - I really , really want to hug you
♛ - You’re hot
☣ - Stay away from me
♦ - You’re my crush
ღ - Please go out with me
✥ - I’d cuddle with you
(Source: idontgiveafuhck)
Welcome~!: askwestvirginia: 1pfeliciano-vargas: askwestvirginia: Maddison blushed…
Maddison blushed darkly and looked at him. She wanted to brush her lips against his. She could feel her face become a deep and dark red. Her fingers softly brushed a strand of his hair away from his face, but she pulled her…
Maddie smiled with a tiny blush. “It’s not my fault. You’re causing it, Feli.” She said softly as she watched his handsome smile. She felt her hand being stroked softly. Maddison found her mind fading as she looked into his amber orbs.
“Si, I know I am~ But I can’t help it, your blush is so adorable.” He chuckles lowely placing a kiss on the back of her hand again before gently letting it slide from his hands. He picks up his glass and drinks some more of the wine.
She blushed with a tiny giggle. Francis was right. This boy was, in her words, “Flippin’ her trigger.” Maddison looked at him, but she wanted to dance as she softly drank her wine. Her eyes closed as she drank her wine, her long lashes on her fair skin. She then placed her glass down as she opened her eyes.
He watches her enjoy the one, her long lashes framing her cerulean eyes. Feliciano swirls the wine in the glass never taking his eyes off of her even when she opened her own back up. “Enjoying the wine~?”
“Very much. I haven’t had good wine.” Maddison smiled. The wine softly stained her lips to make them a deeper red.
“I’m glad you like it~” He purrs slightly, noticing the change of color. For a split second the Italian was tempted to lean over and kiss her but quickly diminished the thought. He doesn’t want to chase her away, she was sweet and kind. Besides, this date is going rather well. “Only the best wine for you, bella.”
Maddison blushed at his sweet smile. Her lips sweetly pulled up into a smile as she watched him now with her soft blue eyes. “Thank You, Feliciano.” She sipped her wine and found herself wanting to lean over and kiss his sweet lips.
The urge to kiss her was growing stronger but he didn’t want to do it here. He sips the rest of his wine, finishing it off without even feeling dazed. “Tell me when you are done, bella~ We still have the gondolas to ride.” His voice was sweet and energetic once again. “If you want, I can get you a bottle of the wine so you can bring some home with you.”
“Oh. I’m done, Feliciano.” Her lips were holding a sweet smile. “And you don’t have to buy me a bottle of wine. It’d be so exspensive.” Maddie said softly as she stood. She watched him.
Welcome~!: askwestvirginia: 1pfeliciano-vargas: askwestvirginia: Maddison blushed…
Maddison blushed darkly and looked at him. She wanted to brush her lips against his. She could feel her face become a deep and dark red. Her fingers softly brushed a strand of his hair away from his face, but she pulled her…
Maddie smiled with a tiny blush. “It’s not my fault. You’re causing it, Feli.” She said softly as she watched his handsome smile. She felt her hand being stroked softly. Maddison found her mind fading as she looked into his amber orbs.
“Si, I know I am~ But I can’t help it, your blush is so adorable.” He chuckles lowely placing a kiss on the back of her hand again before gently letting it slide from his hands. He picks up his glass and drinks some more of the wine.
She blushed with a tiny giggle. Francis was right. This boy was, in her words, “Flippin’ her trigger.” Maddison looked at him, but she wanted to dance as she softly drank her wine. Her eyes closed as she drank her wine, her long lashes on her fair skin. She then placed her glass down as she opened her eyes.
He watches her enjoy the one, her long lashes framing her cerulean eyes. Feliciano swirls the wine in the glass never taking his eyes off of her even when she opened her own back up. “Enjoying the wine~?”
“Very much. I haven’t had good wine.” Maddison smiled. The wine softly stained her lips to make them a deeper red.
“I’m glad you like it~” He purrs slightly, noticing the change of color. For a split second the Italian was tempted to lean over and kiss her but quickly diminished the thought. He doesn’t want to chase her away, she was sweet and kind. Besides, this date is going rather well. “Only the best wine for you, bella.”
Maddison blushed at his sweet smile. Her lips sweetly pulled up into a smile as she watched him now with her soft blue eyes. “Thank You, Feliciano.” She sipped her wine and found herself wanting to lean over and kiss his sweet lips.
Welcome~!: askwestvirginia: 1pfeliciano-vargas: askwestvirginia: Maddison blushed…
Maddison blushed darkly and looked at him. She wanted to brush her lips against his. She could feel her face become a deep and dark red. Her fingers softly brushed a strand of his hair away from his face, but she pulled her…
Maddie smiled with a tiny blush. “It’s not my fault. You’re causing it, Feli.” She said softly as she watched his handsome smile. She felt her hand being stroked softly. Maddison found her mind fading as she looked into his amber orbs.
“Si, I know I am~ But I can’t help it, your blush is so adorable.” He chuckles lowely placing a kiss on the back of her hand again before gently letting it slide from his hands. He picks up his glass and drinks some more of the wine.
She blushed with a tiny giggle. Francis was right. This boy was, in her words, “Flippin’ her trigger.” Maddison looked at him, but she wanted to dance as she softly drank her wine. Her eyes closed as she drank her wine, her long lashes on her fair skin. She then placed her glass down as she opened her eyes.
He watches her enjoy the one, her long lashes framing her cerulean eyes. Feliciano swirls the wine in the glass never taking his eyes off of her even when she opened her own back up. “Enjoying the wine~?”
“Very much. I haven’t had good wine.” Maddison smiled. The wine softly stained her lips to make them a deeper red.
